Monday, March 2, 2009

your horoscope. love, natalie

if you thought i was a hippie before.. this will only cement that hypothesis.
i wrote these for the vespine, and for all of you grown ups who haven't read these... i made them up completely out of my deranged mind. =]
do enjoy...
natalie starchild

Zodiac Horoscopes

March 21-April 19
With the fire and passion inside you, make this month thrilling
much like your life pursuit. Be enthusiastic to the people around
you and find a way to lead others with your forceful, dynamic and
aggressive energy and leadership skills. When a situation arises
without a simple solution, don't be afraid to step forward and take
charge, you won't regret it.

April 20-May 20
Potential energy is waiting to be released. As you venture into
the doors of the school or any public place, take a stand and get
your point across. Although, like the bull you tend to have a well-earned
reputation to stay away from the crowd, instead, this month try marching
to the beat of your own drummer and ensure your emotional security is in place.

May 21-June 20
Be an explorer this month. Do not settle for what you are now.
Continuously better yourself and push your mental, physical, spiritual,
and emotional self. Try something new for lunch, talk to a new person,
wear something different and explore a little bit of everything, be your
own Indiana Jones. Also, surprising new talents are hidden and waiting
to be discovered through your explorations. Be curious, mischievous and
get to know a little bit more about the world around you.

June 21-July 22
As a "Moon Child" be prepared to battle your moodiness this month.
Love and romance are always your favorite subjects, though watch out for
jealousy, envy and contradicting mood swings. It seems impossible for you
to act on an even keel constantly, though, for the sake of your safety try
to escape the roller coaster ride of life. Study the moon and its ever changing
cycle to learn more about your fascinating, mysterious, stimulating and
alluring lifestyle.

July 23-August 22
Shine bright, shine far, don't be shy... Be a Star! Leo, this is your
time to shine, and don't let that radiant energy be disappointed. Stormy times
do exist on the less than perfect sea of life, though don't be frightened and
roar at the face of danger, like the proud lion you are. React with charisma,
positive thinking, style and good humor.

August 23-September 22
Use your compassion and caring way of life to break out of your
narrow-mindedness. After doing that, your life will bring an inner
light to others. Look into occupations having to do with service to others,
for that is your true desire. Just to love, and be loved in return will
fully blossom your unique beauty. Try to be more understanding of the friends
and foes who are down on their luck and give advice that you know you would
like to receive.

September 23-October 22
Simplify your life, for your secret desire is to live an easy,
uncomplicated lifestyle. Cling to your childhood dreams for they may be
useful in your unsteady future to come. Think before you do and strive to
live more playfully and look for peace and harmony within to show without.
Your wildest dreams will come true if only you hold your integrity and make
them happen.

October 23-November 21
You are indeed "most powerful" of all the signs. Be careful of this
resilience and become who your feelings tell you to be. Triumph within,
then start walking, working and loving to a different beat. Your
extraordinary power can make or break you in emotional, mental and physical
aspects of your life. Too often you say "no" when you really mean "yes",
don't let your contrary natures mess with your mind powers and attitudes this month.

November 22-December 21
Do not be fenced in. Freedom loving, optimistic and honest are your
describing words. Seek to make a difference in the world and be that change.
By searching throughout your soul to live the good life, be the leprechaun
searching for your very own pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Retain
your own sense of self and identity and be a good companion to all,
including the enemies.

December 22-January 19
With your symbol as the goat, determine what type of goat you want to be.
The powerful, resilient energy filled mountain goat, always climbing higher
and higher and never content until the summit of life is higher than expected.
Or the quite garden goat with high hopes and ambitions but content with the
quiet life. It is your choice, though be warned, do not neglect your brain
capacity by underestimating and not showing your truest of expressions.

January 20-February 18
Dance to the song of life, and make up new music as you go along.
Try not to fit the mold of the "populars", be unique and original.
Ponder deeply the meaning of life and life's mysteries.
Great and marvelous things will happen if you try to focus on intellectual
exploration. You have the innovative and inventive mind, don't let it go to waste.
Assist others near and far, including humanitarian aid this month.
Develop strong political, environmental and social beliefs to share.

February 19-March 20
Live your dreams and desires, make your fantasies into realities.
Though watch out for the life muddles to come, such as not paying attention
to the realities that are already in place. Become adaptable and represent
yourself in a crowd, connect with others to see the world at large.
Do not suffer from the pressures of peers ad make life diverse through
romantics, miracles. reforms and emotions. Though do not "tune out" and
become depressed, obsessive and confused.

Make this month magic, I believe in you.


Jennifer said...

my secret desire IS to live an uncomplicated life.